I love watching Jenna Moreci’s hilarious writing videos. #TheNaughtyList looks like fun, so I thought I’d play along with my Lupercalia books since the characters all cross over.

My intro description: The Lupercalia books follow a large group of LGBT friends and lovers through a sexy world of preternatural beings. Sex, blood, and magic are the calling cards of our stories centered on a gay strip club in Lupercalia, Nevada. Come for a visit, stay for a bite; we’ll keep you up all night!

THE RULES:

1) Provide a brief description of your novel before beginning. NO MORE THAN 5 SENTENCES.

2) If your cast is fewer than 15 characters, you can’t use the same name more than twice. If your cast is larger than 15 characters, you can’t use the same name more than once.

 THE QUESTIONS:

#1 Which character is SO into the holidays, they nearly cause a street-wide power outage from all their Christmas lights?  Laney, because it’s a Christmas rave!

#2 Which character attends the office new years party with ONE date…and goes home with someone else? Kolya, because he can.

#3 Which character is more than happy to steal Hanukkah gelt from poor, unsuspecting children? [Note: Hanukkah gelt = chocolate coins] Marco, if he’d steal a Genomo then chocolate is NBD.

#4 Fill in the blanks: I saw ____[character]____ doing a whole lot more than ____[verb]____-ing Santa Claus. They were full on ____[action]____.

I saw Rowan doing a whole lot more than kissing Santa Claus. They were full on banging. For pay, of course. It’s work.

#5 One of your characters decides to pregame before church and passes out in the middle of the Christmas service. Which character is it? Syd, he can’t help it.

#6 Which character hasn’t been seen since winter began because they refuse to deal with the snow? Aki, unless Phrix gets his ass in gear for the solution to water dragons hibernating in the cold.

#7 Which character completely forgot about the holidays and ends up regifting to everyone? Roosevelt, he’s too distracted.

#8 Which character has such crappy luck, they only discover their potato allergy after pigging out on latkes? Keely, bad things just seem to happen around him.

#9 The Krampus has arrived to punish your very bad characters. Which character is kinda into it? Poet, he’s into it.

#10 One of your characters should be on the naughty list, but has convinced Santa to clear their name. Which character is it, and what was their means of persuasion? Phrix, by seduction.